snorlaxatives:

i lost my virginity inside the night club on club penguin 


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obamadontcare:

obamadontcare:

i was wondering why the plural of moose isn’t meese so i searched it upimage

?? ????

"oh wow look at those majestic same"

so apparently it means that the plural of moose is moose hence ‘same’ and i just


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jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

Sat, Apr 19 via, source , 202,049 notes





bitchpuddinq:

*tries to fix sleeping schedule* *makes it worse*


Fri, Apr 18 via, source , 118,151 notes

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer


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