If one of my favorite singers crowd surfed at a concert I would just carry them away to my house
"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard
what do you call a sphere full of idiots
don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes
i lost my virginity inside the night club on club penguin
i was wondering why the plural of moose isn’t meese so i searched it up
"oh wow look at those majestic same"
so apparently it means that the plural of moose is moose hence ‘same’ and i just