ernbarassing:

If one of my favorite singers crowd surfed at a concert I would just carry them away to my house


Sun, Apr 20 via, source , 206,617 notes

jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard


Sat, Apr 19 via, source , 158,456 notes

towongfoo:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?


Sat, Apr 19 via, source , 46,463 notes

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth


Sat, Apr 19 via, source , 94,225 notes
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laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes


Sat, Apr 19 via, source , 354,390 notes

snorlaxatives:

i lost my virginity inside the night club on club penguin 


Sat, Apr 19 via, source , 101,496 notes
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obamadontcare:

obamadontcare:

i was wondering why the plural of moose isn’t meese so i searched it upimage

?? ????

"oh wow look at those majestic same"

so apparently it means that the plural of moose is moose hence ‘same’ and i just


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